WIERD Presents the Debut of Sexual Assault Rifle!

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

This WIERD is dedicated to anyone who has ever texted yourself to remember something when you were wasted, and then you lost your phone and woke up and remembered it anyway...VR!!!

We're very excited to welcome the long overdue return to the party our old friend and a figure that can only be referred to as seminally important to the history of East Coast power electronics and industrial music Mr. Jonathan Canady of the legendary Deathpile, Dead World, Angel of Decay etc! Rumors have been circulating for quite some time that Jonathan and his companion the lovely Ms. Susy Q.have been down in the frozen cold basement in dark synth Pennsylvania pioneering a new sound departing from Angel of Decay's analogue terror that rocked the VR World on the WIERD Compilation Volume II - and one which we've now heard being called everything from 'Maximal Synth' music to 'Power-less Electronics' to 'Powersynthtronics'...needless to say the critics are at a Very Rare loss for words as to what IT is :)))...in which case yours Very Rarely would officially like to deem this new genre of electronic music SEXUAL ELECTRONICS!!!

With this said o lovely young children of the cold, it is with pleasure that this week WIERD welcomes the first ever live performance of SEXUAL ASSAULT RIFLE at midnight! Fans of the undeniably VRerotique sounds of the likes of Robert Turman, Epee du Bois, the early drummachine encrusted experiments of Lustmord, SPK, and Portion Control, the Cold Meat Industry all-stars, Les Joyaux de la Princesse...and something even sounds to me like the late Soft Cell circa 'Down in the Subway' et all if Mark's head was duct-taped shut, held down and smothered on the trax by a big dirty hot pink lace-lined pillow...ooooh my aren't you tho curious???

We're all in for another lovely June evening of icicular-panty moistening pleasure kiddies...hope to see you all in the cold WIERD Wednesday world...life is short, get sexuo-electronically assaulted while you still can! VRp.

Pieter and Glenn are Sexually Assaulted by an Aspiring Gender-Dysphoric Eunic called WIERD!
Wednesday June 17th, 10pm-4am
(Very Rare Live Debut Performance by Sexual Assault Rifle at Midnight!)
WIERD @ Home Sweet Home
131 Chrystie St. at Delancey, NYC