Your invisible moustache is a Salvadoran Echo Prism at WIERD...

Tuesday, August 30th, 2005

I'm watching my new fave show on Saturday 'This Week in Fantasy Football'(amazing...needless to say football without the 'football'...) and I hear the kinky little baby bike horn which usually means my friendly neighborhood transgendered mailperson 'Larcy' is here with the small black circles which sing the creepy coldwaves, so I look outside and to my surprise its the amazing Ray, my 65 yr old Salvadoran ex-professional bodybuilder friend who lives acroos the street and cooks me dinner every Thursday, 'Ey Peeet, crazylady Larcy give me her horn and Im gonna take you out!' - We gonna go to Meekdonalds OK!'.  You can't argue with the ex 'Mr El Salvador'(1962), and he's so deaf he cant hear me anyway, so we get in the car and drive to McDonalds, 'Hey Ray, did you know that Dunkin Donuts are the official coffee of the Yankees?'  'Oh nah I don't liike Donuts', 'Why you like the Mets?', 'No I dont like so much dee Met', 'No, i said I 'meant' what do you like better donuts or the Yankees', 'Oh yeah , thats cool Peet!, hey Peeet dont you notice nothin new on me?(ohshit, he shaved his massive handlebar moustache off and i didnt notice...) 'Oh hey Ray you shaved!, looks killer man!', 'yeah my girlfriend in Puerto Rico no like eet so I shave, den you know I put eet een a leetle box an send eet to her, and hey Peeet you know wat she do?  She make a leetle tiny teddy bear out ov eet and send eet back to me', 'Wow  man that must be a pretty tiny teddy you got huh?', 'yeah eets so leetle small and nice!'...As we're leaving I remember I left my very rare 'Echo Prism' 7" at Southside so i tell ray I need to go pick it up.  'What's Echo Prism like Peet?' 'oh its like the kind of music guys with big handlebar moustache's like, but you dont have one anymore so you won't like it.'  ' Oh yeah hey Peet, we could take Teddy's clothes off and steeek dem back on my face and den I liike echo Preesm!',  'Aw I don't know man, you sure Teddy's into kinky shit like that ?' 'Oh yeah Teddy likes donuts too PEEET!!! HA!', 'cool man, sounds hot, lets go....'...that was truly only the week teddy's gonna be introduced to Cindy, very rare and...WIERD

Pieter and 3:1:G spin Coldwave
Tuesday, August 30th, 11pm - 4am
WIERD @ Southside Lounge
(Happy hour and drink specials if you don't ask us to play Tones on Tail)
41 Broadway(Wythe/Kent), Wmsbrg, BKNY
J train to Marcy, L to Bedfd